Panacea Palace

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I found another note taped to my mirror: Dear Daddy, I have noticed (mostly from watching you) that when one lacks both intention and intuition, one cultivates a habit to replace them. I reject Habit, and her sister, the Schedule. Punctuality is the death of spontaneous gazpacho parties, unplanned interactions with police horses, and running back to make sure the stove is off. Habit requires you to keep buying the same damn gum everyday, ignorant of the many cutting-edge flavors that have exploded onto the scene. (It is with affection that the doormen and I refer to you as Bubba Ho Hum.) I do, however, appreciate the habit you have of giving me my allowance each week. So cough up. P ps have you seen my granola recipe?

I found another note taped to my mirror:

Dear Daddy,

I have noticed (mostly from watching you) that when one lacks both intention and intuition, one cultivates a habit to replace them. I reject Habit, and her sister, the Schedule. Punctuality is the death of spontaneous gazpacho parties, unplanned interactions with police horses, and running back to make sure the stove is off. Habit requires you to keep buying the same damn gum everyday, ignorant of the many cutting-edge flavors that have exploded onto the scene. (It is with affection that the doormen and I refer to you as Bubba Ho Hum.)

I do, however, appreciate the habit you have of giving me my allowance each week. So cough up.

P

ps have you seen my granola recipe?

While perusing Panacea’s social studies notes, I found this: “I make mistakes. But you know what? Fewer, recently.” and beneath it: “Mrs Panacea Panacea” written over and over in cursive

While perusing Panacea’s social studies notes, I found this:

“I make mistakes. But you know what? Fewer, recently.”

and beneath it: “Mrs Panacea Panacea” written over and over in cursive

Even happy wives snoop, looking for pictures of your ex-girlfriends when they were happy too. Same conclusion every time: Men look tired when they shave.

Even happy wives snoop, looking for pictures of your ex-girlfriends when they were happy too. Same conclusion every time: Men look tired when they shave.

what I did for love: nothing what did I love for: also nothing

what I did for love: nothing

what did I love for: also nothing

I think Panacea might be a lesbian. I can’t find any information about lesbianism. Not even a pamphlet.

I think Panacea might be a lesbian. I can’t find any information about lesbianism. Not even a pamphlet.

here is what men have left us: makeup. poison.

here is what men have left us: makeup. poison.

I found a rotten egg under Panacea’s bed this week, and some coffee all spilled over this recipe: You will need: 1 (one) egg from a black hen a needle semen virgin parchment 1: poke a tiny hole through the shell of the egg 2: replace a bean-sized portion of the white with semen 3: seal the opening with virgin parchment 4: bury the egg in warm dirt on the first day of the March lunar cycle. Keep the egg warm at all costs. Check for small cracks each day, as there is no consensus on the gestation period of the miniature humanoid.

I found a rotten egg under Panacea’s bed this week, and some coffee all spilled over this recipe:

You will need:

1 (one) egg from a black hen

a needle

semen

virgin parchment

1: poke a tiny hole through the shell of the egg

2: replace a bean-sized portion of the white with semen

3: seal the opening with virgin parchment

4: bury the egg in warm dirt on the first day of the March lunar cycle.

Keep the egg warm at all costs. Check for small cracks each day, as there is no consensus on the gestation period of the miniature humanoid.

“To be born white, a bear must inherit the mutation from both parents. The parents themselves don’t have to be white. They just need to carry the recessive mutation. So it’s not uncommon for white bears to be born to black parents.”

“To be born white, a bear must inherit the mutation from both parents. The parents themselves don’t have to be white. They just need to carry the recessive mutation. So it’s not uncommon for white bears to be born to black parents.”